I've stayed at home

I have not been to Afghanistan recently; in fact I have never been there, although I did once get close, the top of the Khyber Pass. Be that as it may, I have certainly not seen service in the Afghan army. So when a friend sent me a picture he had found online showing "me" in uniform I was pretty sure he was joking, though I have to admit the likeness is not bad. Anybody interested is welcome to take a look and judge for themselves: Afghan Patrick