Wednesday, 22 December 2010
A challenge for the long nights
The possibility of misreading individual words and even sentences is apparent, although context presumably ironed out much of the confusion. We've been wracking our brains to come up with a few examples of sentences which could be read in more than one way, and it is not as easy as it seems. One fairly simple example is: menswearupstairs. The best we could do is:
whatbookstolendreadfully
So, this month's challenge to readers is to produce the longest, most ambiguous, sentence they can. There will be a small prize for the best entry received. We don't like to think of our customers slaving away over the festive season, so we've decided to extend the deadline from our usual one month to the end of January (by email, snail mail, or blog-comment). The winning sentence will, of course, be given on the blog in early February.
Good luck, and Happy Christmas to all our customers, past, present and future.
Saturday, 4 December 2010
Comments welcomed
Here, for example, is a comment we received recently:
Brilliant what a fantastic idea for a competition.
Both reviews really went to the nub of the issue: the way prizes were used both to motivate and influence behaviour. Come to think of it, a bit like bankers' bonuses.
I wonder if Mssrs Goodwin, Hornby et al might have benefited from such reading as 'For Honour Not Honours' by the great Gordon Stables.
Friday, 3 December 2010
And the winner is...
A lot of readers found our November competition quite a challenge, but two who didn't were our joint winners: KS of the Highlands and, coincidently, BS of the Valleys who will each receive their share of the prize before too long, weather permitting. Here are their entries:
All modern girls will love 'Georgie Merton or Only a Girl' by Florence Harrington. Stout hearted and active, Georgie has all the qualities her weak younger brother so badly lacks. When her natural instincts to protect him lead to a long and confining illness, Georgie's patient and uncomplaining acceptance of her fate wins the hearts of all who know her. Georgie Merton shows that modern girls can live active and useful lives without compromising their essential femininity.
'Island of Secrets' by C Bernard Rutley was a Sunday School prize. Dawn finds a tramp lying in the road and helps him to hospital where he dies, bequeathing her a treasure map. X marks the spot on a Pacific island. 'Dawn couldn't miss a chance of adventure like this.'
Well done to you both, thanks for entering and good luck for December's challenge, which will be issued soon.
Wednesday, 1 December 2010
We all have gremlins
Meanwhile, I was rather tickled to discover recently that medieval scribes had a patron demon, Titivillus, who tricked them into making errors and omissions in their copies. I can personally vouch that he is still up to his games.